Waiting for Goldo
Humankind's searching for God is the theme of this humorous script. Bruce has found his creator but Shirley isn’t convinced that God would live in fish bowl. Ideal to accompany a message on creation or evolution.
Script sample...
Bruce (Praying) Thou art the creator of mankind, our wondrous beginning, our Father and giver of all that we are...
Shirley Bruce, Bruce! I got your message. It’s fantastic! You’ve found it.
Bruce (Solemnly) Yes, I have Shirl. I have discovered It.
Shirley Can I see it? Am I worthy enough?
Bruce Not “it.” Him.
Shirley Him?
Bruce Him.
Shirley Am I worthy?
Bruce No, none of us are worthy, Shirl. We are but his seed, the fruit dropped from his mighty branches and left to rot and grow in the soil of time and space and become this. (He points to himself and Shirl).
Shirley Oh. (Pause) Anyway, can I see him.
Bruce Are you clean?
Shirley I had a shower...
Bruce Are you clean, spiritually? Can you gaze upon his purity without flinching? Can you look into his face of beauty? Can you see the creator of all things and in your humility, worship?
Shirley Um, I dunno, can I?
Script continues...
