Christian Dramas

How we get to heaven us the theme of this drama. Rogue Travel Agents Bert and Jane can sell you a holiday to anywhere, but will Dan buy their trip to Heaven?

Length: 4 - 6 Minutes Cast: 5 About the Writer Kim Williamson and Simon Beckham are both professional script writers. Their dramas and plays have been produced throughout the US, Canada, UK  and Australia.

Characters:  1. Bert - Travel Agent 2. Jan - Owner of Agency 3. Sam - A Customer 4. Liz - A Customer 5. Dan - A Customer

Price: $7.50

Bert    (Waving to a customer off stage) Have a nice trip! Ha, Ha! There goes another one, Jane.

Jane    How many is that today? Twenty?

Bert    About that.  Can you believe people can be so stupid?

Sam walks into shop.

Jane    So incredibly naive.

Bert    So absolutely brainless.

Jane    So totally idiotic!

Sam    Excuse me.

Jane    (Noticing customer and trying to cover up what they are talking about) Err. . .aren’t they, huh? Governments.

Bert    No, the custom-

Jane    (Motioning for Bert to be quiet) Yeah, the Customs Department, of the Government!

Bert    No we were talking about cust-

Jane    Hush! And serve this nice man.

Bert    But! (Jane motions “get on with it”) Hello, and welcome to Fly By Night Travel. How can I help you?

Sam    I’d like to book a holiday please.

Bert    Great. Where would you like to go?

Sam    Well, I’m not sure really.

Bert    National or international?

Sam    International.

Bert    Budget or lavish?

Sam    Budget.

Bert    Foreign or English speaking?

Sam    English speaking, please.

Bert    Sounds like Australia to me! And would you believe this month we are running specials on Australian holidays.

Sam    Great!

Bert    How does a relaxing train journey sound to you? The sweet lullaby of the train tracks clacking softly in your ears as you sit back and watch the world go by.

Sam    Yep, sounds relaxing. Just what I need.

Bert    I’m sure it is. There’s nothing like an ocean going train trip. Just you and your train, chugging away in the middle of the ocean.

Sam    An ocean going train trip, perfect!

Bert    That’ll be five hundred and ninety-nine dollars please. (Sam hands him the money) Thank you and here’s your tickets. Now your train departs New York for Sydney at 5.45pm. Check in is at 5.00pm. You have an aisle seat with wonderful water views.

Sam    Thanks very much! You know, it’s this sort of service that creates a truly competitive market for consumers. (Sam exits).

Bert    (Calling after him) It’s because we care. Have a nice trip! Ha, Ha! There’s a sucker born every minute! That’ll be number twenty-one!

...script continues...

Key words: evangelism heaven